"new york" Funny Status Messages

   Read Putin's Op-Ed in the New York Times. This crap would have been a lot more believable if after every paragraph he said "....Mr. Bond."

   A girl asked me if I wanted to go back to her place last night. She then proceeded to tell me she lived in a van with four roommates. That's New York City for yah!!!

   In the movie 2012 the first thing that flooded was New York and now it is 2012 and New York is flooding. Just saying. !!

   If two trains leave New York, one heading west at 40mph and the other heading south at 35mph, where are my car keys?

   I think we all know, the first time he Tebows in New York, somebody will steal his wallet.

   On Monday, Chipotle will begin selling tofu burritos in the New York area. So if you love burritos, and you love tofu . . . you probably don’t exist.

   mad props to New York for dressing up as New Orleans for Halloween.

   I'm convinced. New York has the largest demographic of nit-wits of any city on the planet.

   Not sure who swept New york faster.. The Hurricane or the tigers

   NBC is paying Conan O'Brien 30 million dollars to do absolutely nothing. As a result, Conan has been named an honorary New York Knick.

   It is now day 11 of the government shutdown and we knew sooner or later something like this was going to happen. Despite the national parks being shut down, several men were severely mauled by bears yesterday. But enough about the New York Giants.

   Living in New York City is having constant road rage even though you don't own a car.

   Thinking about moving to New York and setting up a mobile bacon sandwich stand about a couple of blocks from Ground Zero.

   93% of men in the 1930s ate their lunch while sitting on the edge of scaffolding at the top of unfinished skyscrapers in New York city.

   I noticed the storm track seems to be somewhere between the moon and New York City!

   Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, I'm hungry

   On 1 August 1981, MTV played the 1st music video "Video Killed the Radio Star". On Feb. 23 1992 "(18 years ago today) MTV played the 1st reality show "the Real World New York" and so began a metaphorical song "Reality Killed the Video star"!

   Not sure what's going on. C-3PO and R2-D2 just abruptly took off in a cruiser and said they were headed to New York.

   In the apocalyptic movie, 2012, New York was flooded in October.

   “Happy New Year 2000! Have a fantastic year, and successful 2000!” - New York Alzheimer's Society